Total Medals Earned: 5,229 (From 720 different games.) Total Medal Score: 119,040 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (70/70 points)
Thank you for downloading Chromy, a free and stupid internet browser.
Hint: It's on the desktop
Look at EVERY error.
Thank you fo- wait a second... I INSTALLED ERRORS!?
Hint: Bomb.exe
Medals Earned: 17/17 (85/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (175/175 points)
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You beat Level 3!
You beat Level 4!
You beat Level 5!
You beat Level 6!
You beat Level 7!
You beat Level 8!
You beat Level 9!
You beat Level 10!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (120/120 points)
View the Internet
Find the 'Forever Alone' Image
Find out if YOUGLE is unfinished.
Turn on... Turn off..
Read a message about meeting someone up.
Find the secret Image
View the Behind the Scene stuff.
View ALL the errors
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (390/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 15/18 (265/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.