Total Medals Earned: 5,229 (From 720 different games.) Total Medal Score: 119,040 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Die 100 times
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/150 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (100/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Just leave
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 14/14 (360/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 17/17 (480/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 27/30 (275/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Never alone...
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (125/335 points)
Reach a combo of 25
Reach a combo of 50
Absorb every type of asteroid in sequence (order of appearance).
achieve a score of 100,000 or more
achieve a score of 250,000 or more
achieve a score of 500,000 or more
achieve a score of 1,000,000 or more
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.