Total Medals Earned: 5,234 (From 721 different games.) Total Medal Score: 119,090 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (360/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (360/360 points)
Earn 10 Points
Earn 25 Points
Earn 100 Points
Earn 50 Points
Earn 150 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (150/300 points)
Finish the first mission!
Finish the second mission!
Finish the third mission!
Finish the fourth mission!
Finish the fifth mission!
Finish the sixth mission!
Finish the seventh mission!
Finish the last mission with 3 re-rolls!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
you got the end
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.